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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day heclosed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be togetherin heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u controlur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
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Three friends after exam
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha mai paper khali choraya hoon
Banta: Main bhi
Santa: Shit yar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai
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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
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Indian: I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mom.
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Pappu: Dad, how much is 5+5? Santa: You dumb. You don`t knowthis! Go and get a calculator.
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Bittu: Dad, are u getting taller? Banta: No, why do u ask?Bittu: Because your head is growing through your hair!
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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell mewhat is the opposite of Naag Panchami? Banta: So simple Naag donot punch me.
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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