santa- yaar jaldi uth Bhukamp aa raha hai sara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta .. Abe' soja soja' ghar girega to makan malik ka humto kiraye daar hai

Created by Mubasshir Khan
Contact no - 9208037674

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER
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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phdkarwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo


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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour...

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Santa ne blade se girlfriend ka naam apne haat par likkha &
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga,

Banta: kyun ro rahe ho?

Santa: Abey, spelling galat ho gai hai...

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Santa-Evrest pe dekha,3 Baba Baithe the or Tambaku Ragad Rhe The
Santa-Baba Ye Kya H ?
Baba-Masala!
Santa-O Teri Ki,
Evrest Masale Aap banate Ho ?

Santa calls to airport:- "How long is the journey form Punjabto USA?"
Receptionist:- "1 second sir."
Santa Disconect & says:_ "Saali peg laayi baithi hai !!

santa 2 banta - yaar mujhe tennis ke baare me bahut jayadajankari hai! chahia kuch bhe puck le.
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Banta-accaha to ye bata ki tennis ke net me kitne chhed hotehai.

Mukhesh ambani said to anil ambani, "I want to kiss yourwife. anil:- OK. But 40 paisa per min. Wife shouted-"Don't cheathim. Reliance to reliance is free.