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Girk to God: Mere ghar se U.S.A. taj road bana do. God Mushikilh ir koi kam btao.Girl: aisa boy friend do jo mere siwa kisiladki di na chahe . God: Rode kab bnana hai?
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Who said That

English is Easy

Fill this Blank with

"Yes"or"no"

1.------- I dont have a brain.

2.--------I dont have sense.

3.--------I am Stupid.
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Apki Hnsi Pr Dil Qurbaan,
Aapki Khusi Pr Jaan Qurbaan,
Aapki Muskan Pr Zindgi Qurbaan,
Aur Agar....SMS Aana Hua Band To...
Agli 'BAKREED' Pr AAP bhi "QURBAAN"
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Apki Hnsi Pr Dil Qurbaan,
Aapki Khusi Pr Jaan Qurbaan,
Aapki Muskan Pr Zindgi Qurbaan,
Aur Agar....SMS Aana Hua Band To...
Agli 'BAKREED' Pr AAP bhi "QURBAAN".
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Kisi Ne Meri
NeenD Looti

To Kisi Ne Chain

NeenD Mile To

Ap Rakh Lena

Pr Chain Mile To

Plz Muje De Dena

5 Tole ki HAI........!

Apurva Patel
09909012295
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Nazar badal jaati hai,
Wafaye badal jaati hai,
Meri ada se hawaye badal jaati hai,
Apni Mehabooba ko bacha lo,
Meri ek MUSKAAN se PREMIKAYE badal jaati hai..
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Raj Thakre 1Mahina Obama se Englsh Training Lekar Vapas Aaya

1 Din phone aya
Raj bole - kon boltoy
Jawab aya
Hello..arey baba mi OBAMA boltoy
Jai maharshtra.
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"SHADI" karne ke baad aur "MOBILE" lene ke baad aadmi ko ek hibaat ka afsos hota Hai.


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Kuch din aur ruk jata to Accha "MODEL" mil jata.
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2 choohe paid pe baithe the, neeche se 1 hathi guzra,1choohahathi pe ja gira dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale kome baata hu.
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I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!
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